butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

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averagefairy:

is this movie even real

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meowkind:

my sister farted and it activated the kinect  im laughing so hard

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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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drawthecurtainstarttheplay:

coca-cola-anne:

You may not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on. You are never alone. ♥


For my lovely followers whom I love dearly and would be very much aggrieved if I ever found out that they were gone.

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aerodienamic:

Photos of famous landmarks while they were still under construction.

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a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a bisexual actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

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